The winner will receive a Fantastic Mr Fox pair of pyjamas in their own case...ideal with christmas just around the corner!
I then have a runner's up prize of a Fantastic Mr Fox tshirt.....
And finally, 1 more small prize for 3rd place, some Fantastic Mr Fox Odd Socks....
Okay, so theres the prizes on offer, now for what you need to do:
1. Leave a comment on my blog telling me your best joke
2. That's it...simple or what!! I'll have an independent judge to choose the winner. Best joke gets the pyjamas, 2nd best gets the tshirt and 3rd best gets the socks! Go on....make me laugh!!
Rules as always:
1. Sorry but UK only
2. 1 entry per person
3. Comp closes Fri 5th November at 12pm BST and winners will be notified soon after
Hope that's everything....if not, just ask!
Knock Knock
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Pajamas
Pajamas who?
Pajamas around me and hold me tight!
mrstracey1972 twitter
I've told you my joke privately!
ReplyDeleteThanks for your entries ladies! Both of you are now in the running :-)
ReplyDeleteHow can you shorten a bed?
ReplyDeleteDon't sleep long in it!
Loving the odd socks!
ReplyDeleteWhy did the golfer bring an extra sock to the game?
In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the poor dog chase its own tail
ReplyDeleteIt was trying to make both ends meet
great blog!!!
Katie
Twitter name:Sapphire2uk
Loving the entries so far.....thanks for giving me a giggle, and feel free to spread the word :-) xx
ReplyDeleteWhy did the chicken commit suicide?
ReplyDeleteTo get to the other side.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
ReplyDeleteA carrot.
Apologies - this one's a bit sexist, nut the only one I can remember about foxes!!
ReplyDeleteWhat's the difference between a dog and a fox?
8 pints of Stella.
Boom boom!
Prince Charles turned up at Humpty Doo on a Royal tour of Australia wearing a baseball cap with a dead fox stuck on the front of
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On being asked by a local why he was wearing such an unusual hat, he replied that he had been unsure of what to wear so he had
phoned Mummy as to what was appropriate garb in Humpty Doo, and she replied 'Wear the fox hat?'.
What do penguins eat at the North Pole?
ReplyDeleteIcebergers
What Did The Skeleton Say To The Other Skeleton .....I Have No Body To Go With To The Disco
ReplyDeleteHey Sassy, just wondering where you found the Fantastic Mr Fox pyjamas as I've been looking for them everywhere! Thank you :)
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